ACE! We’ve caught our lovely Punter of the Week! Congratulations to ACE seamless guttering of Bradford. Their “white van man” came to a residential street to pick up a prostitute in front of local children at 7.30pm. Then he took her into bushes in an area known locally as “grotty ginnel” due to the numbers of men who abuse prostituted women there. Wow, he really knows how to treat a lady!
Leeds managed approach has been closed since March 2020 for the pandemic, but that doesn’t deter the most determined punters. Sir, we salute your determination! You are a worthy winner of this week’s prize. It can be collected from the customer service desk at Elland Road Police station.
Please share to let ACE Vantura know he’s won! At the end of the year we’ll have a grand competition to choose our coveted prize, “Punter of the Year”
Who will win? The decision is yours!
In other news, just after ACE Vantura had finished with his lady friend, her next punter wasn’t so lucky. After being spotted by our eagle-eyed residents, the Police were able to nab him with the woman in his car. The evening went terribly wrong when Police found he had no licence, no insurance and he refused to give a breath sample. He got arrested and his car taken away. He’s due in court in June!